Wednesday, July 15, 2009
I think we have all done a good thing by putting in our two cents on this one, and pulling out a winner. The book for this month JULY, starting the 20th will be CADILLAC DESERT.
We have all live in the West at some time or another, and have experienced the dams, diverted rivers and reservoirs on numerous occasions. If you have ever even been to California, then you have definitely been impacted by some type of water rights issue. I got interested through my research, we spoke to some researchers from California who were dealing with cyanobacteria in the San Francisco delta. They described the fucked up water issues of Northern California and eluded to the even more fucked up way SOCAL gets its H2O. Fucking SO-CAL. I think this book will be interesting, and insightful and push Robbie to do something useful with his, up until now, wasted life.
So, just as the white conquerors of this great land ravaged the desert and created whatever the fuck they wanted out of it, we will take to the pages of history and, um ... ravage the fuck out of it? Yes!
I want everyone to read this book, and finish or start Robbie's, Another Roadside Attraction concurrently.
With love,
Andrew
Tuesday, May 19, 2009
The Next Book: Another Roadside Attraction, by Tom Robbins

Our next book: Another Roadside Attraction, by Tom Robbins (1971)
Friends and fans of the written word, I have no shame in admitting that I was the first to reply to the e-mail sent by our mutual acquaintence, Mr. Schwartz. I watched as my 'Inbox' text grew bold, and the number 1 appeared in parentheses. "I must reply NOW!" I thought to myself. Hesitation is a distant stranger to my demeanor; I did not read the e-mail and it's invitation to contest. I simply replied to it with the same message that I reply to all my e-mails with: "I win!". Unbeknownst to me at the time, I had won. Who'd of thought? Usually I get a reply from the Nigerian National Bank asking for my checking account and routing number. This time I got a reply asking for a book suggestion. Oh shit!
So, without further ado, I give you our next book: Another Roadside Attraction, by Tom Robbins. I should confess that I'm not nearly as responsible as some of you who have already suggested books. I haven't even read this book, nor have I done much background research on it. Furthermore, I only read the first 50 pages of the last Tom Robbins book that I attempted to read. So why choose "un-tested", and potentially inappropriate material? I offer two reasons in my defense:
First is comedy on a number of levels. On the surface, I simply wanted a fun, light-hearted text. I thought we could relax a little bit after the strange journies of Kafka, the constant threat of zombies and the death of Ultima. I was searching through the works of Mark Twain to satisfy this need, and was trying to choose between two pieces: Roughing It and Connecticut Yankee in King Arthur's Court. Either of those would have made for an incredible literary experience, but they would require a lot of reading. I'm not referring solely to page number here, or to verbose, run-on sentences like the ones that I'm writing right now. Twain was brilliantly funny, but his humor was often subtle, indirect, and required re-reading paragraphs. It's what I like to refer to as the "Wait, what the fuck?" reaction. So, in lieu of Twain, I have chosen Robbins. I was glancing at the cover to Another Roadside and noticed a comment comparing Tom to Mark Twain. How perfect! A shorter, and perhaps zanier experience awaits us. Some might call it trippy.
The second part of my rationale is a love for non-linear plot lines. Some of the books that have been chosen thus far have shown hints of this style of plot. Moving from one scenario to the next, but not in any particular order, and often dissolving into a dream, or out of context altogether. I've taken this as a sign that our little club might want some more. Therefore, in serious danger of over-doing the "crazy plot" scheme, we will read Another Roadside Attraction.
I wish I could end this note with another, smaller note like "This book changed my life, and I'm certain it will change yours". Unfortunately I can't. This book might even ruin your life. Remember two paragraphs ago, when I gave my first reason for choosing the book as "comedy on a number of levels"? If you read carefully, you noticed that I only cited the "surface" level. The underlying level of "funny" is that we're all in the same boat, and we don't know what to expect. Seriously though, I am so excited to re-read this book; I absolutely love it and I know you will too!
- Robbie
Thursday, April 23, 2009
Blood Meridian: Not a typical novel, but very worthwhile
Authors
and he said, "Let it be so"
Tuesday, April 21, 2009
Blood Meridian
I wanted to read something by Cormac Mccarthy, this guy got a fucking genius grant to write this. Its probably violent, I know. But hopefully not too bad. Also, it has an amazing title. I love you.
Wednesday, April 15, 2009
MAYbe
Lets see, business as usual, after a delightful April and terrifying March, we are finally moving into our FOURTH book. Wow, thats maturity, thats beauty. We need to schedule discussions, if we have one about this book how does APril 25th sound? Send me some emails for a time. Or I will harass you about it. So we will talk about stuff and enjoy our time doing so, I look forward to these type of things.
The Onion A.V. Club decided to fuck us,
and start a Book Club of their own, fucking copiers. Anyway, they are reading a book called Geek Love, sounds pretty good. But we ain's readin it. NO no no, unless you want to on your own time. We are reading whatever the fuck I want you to read, because I won the gosh darn voting, that 4 1/2 people participated in! What is this, NAU student senate elections! I should say that people do read the books, and we talk, a few of us do, but man you are one apathetic bunch. I don't mean to get all billy bob thorton on you but lets see a little action, a little involvement. Comment on these stupid blogs, write a blog post, send me naked pictures, I don't care. I'll photoshop them.So, my book choice this month for the Month starting April 20th (4/20, I know robbie won't be starting any books on that day) and ending MAY 20th will be:
Blood Meridian
or an Evening Redness in the West

by Cormac McCarthy
I will write up a blurb, quickly
with it,
Andrew
Tuesday, March 17, 2009
Hoping you're still alive
1. Look out for signs of weird diseases and government coverups
2. Practice your physcial skills
3. Know your surroundings and have an escape route.
4. Remember, Axes don't need to reload
Moving along, I was hoping we could coordinate a meetup this weekend, please call me and lets talk about this book. I am also going to announce the Next Book!! This one was picked out by one of my favorite best friends Alison K. Philips.
The Book is called, "BLESS ME, ULTIMA" by Rudolfo Anaya

Please enjoy. This book is a bit shorter than some of the others we have read, Sooooo I am thinking, please be done by April 10th instead of the 20th. Then we can start another one earlier. We should all have pleeenty of time during this joyous spring break.
Expect an update, soon!!
With it,
Andrew